Benfleet boy gets key role in David Cameron's Government

Southend Standard: Mike Penning Mike Penning

A TORY MP with links to south Essex is one of the winners in David Cameron’s cabinet reshuffle.

Mike Penning, who represents Hemel Hempstead, was former Rochford and Southend East Tory MP Sir Teddy Taylor’s agent during the Nineties and spent his childhood and was educated in south Essex.

He has been appointed Minister of State for Policing, working with PCCs and child protection departments as part of the Prime Minister’s reshaping of his top politicians.

Mr Penning was born in Hendon, but went to Appleton School, in Benfleet, before attending King Edmund School, in Rochford.

He said: “I am thrilled and delighted at this new role in the Government. It is a great honour for me and I am looking forward to working with the police and Police and Crime Commissioners.

“I am particularly happy the role includes responsibilities for child protection which is something I have cared and campaigned about.”

He will work with both the Ministry of Justice and the Home Office in his new role.

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6:56pm Wed 16 Jul 14

Howard Cháse says...

Boy?
Boy? Howard Cháse
  • Score: 10

6:59pm Wed 16 Jul 14

I Hate The Cops says...

Benfleet boy? More like Fat old man. Kim Gandys husband by any chance?
Benfleet boy? More like Fat old man. Kim Gandys husband by any chance? I Hate The Cops
  • Score: 8

7:12pm Wed 16 Jul 14

alarminstaller says...

Can anyone please tell me what if anything extra has been achieved by having a PCC other than the the cost, which keeps increasing.

The Police have shrunk by 20%, Police Stations are not only closed but sold off, crime trends are probably worse despite all the statistics engineering.

And like most people we rarely ever see a Police officer in most side roads, and a Police car is such an unusual sight it is makes more impact than seeing a white Rhino.

If ever there was a manufactured political job for the boys this is it and before the last election we heard on a constant daily basis the growing amount of Politically operated Quangos that were manufactured by the last Government.

And what is even more annoying is the very people hat we pay to prevent crime and administer the process of policing the Chief Constables are left standing in the background of Police press briefings when major offences occur like the recent murders, in Colchester.

Surely it is far more reassuring to listen to updates from senior Police Officers who are skilled trained and have actually done real Police work rather than a politically elected politician who is more familiar with the Navy.

I know personally if there was a major incident in the River Thames involving shipping I would be more reassured listening to a non Politically elected Naval man rather than a politically elected sailor who had no or little knowledge of the sea.
Can anyone please tell me what if anything extra has been achieved by having a PCC other than the the cost, which keeps increasing. The Police have shrunk by 20%, Police Stations are not only closed but sold off, crime trends are probably worse despite all the statistics engineering. And like most people we rarely ever see a Police officer in most side roads, and a Police car is such an unusual sight it is makes more impact than seeing a white Rhino. If ever there was a manufactured political job for the boys this is it and before the last election we heard on a constant daily basis the growing amount of Politically operated Quangos that were manufactured by the last Government. And what is even more annoying is the very people hat we pay to prevent crime and administer the process of policing the Chief Constables are left standing in the background of Police press briefings when major offences occur like the recent murders, in Colchester. Surely it is far more reassuring to listen to updates from senior Police Officers who are skilled trained and have actually done real Police work rather than a politically elected politician who is more familiar with the Navy. I know personally if there was a major incident in the River Thames involving shipping I would be more reassured listening to a non Politically elected Naval man rather than a politically elected sailor who had no or little knowledge of the sea. alarminstaller
  • Score: 9

7:15pm Wed 16 Jul 14

jayman says...

"The Tories (as they are also known) make ideal rachman/slum landlords, for whilst they have an inherent belief in the market, that is only for them. Proles on the other hand are, in Tory parlance, known as slum housing fodder worthy of only screwing to the floor for a one room hovel at top rate rent."

http://uncyclopedia.
wikia.com/wiki/Conse
rvative_Party

lol.... Honestly though, all Tories are scum.
"The Tories (as they are also known) make ideal rachman/slum landlords, for whilst they have an inherent belief in the market, that is only for them. Proles on the other hand are, in Tory parlance, known as slum housing fodder worthy of only screwing to the floor for a one room hovel at top rate rent." http://uncyclopedia. wikia.com/wiki/Conse rvative_Party lol.... Honestly though, all Tories are scum. jayman
  • Score: 6

9:10pm Wed 16 Jul 14

Kim Gandy says...

I Hate The Cops wrote:
Benfleet boy? More like Fat old man. Kim Gandys husband by any chance?
Another moronic comment. Implying I should be married to a fat man. I am not fat. I am a size 10 so you're wrong again braindead.

You don't even know what I look like. The only recent picture of me is on this website taken two weeks ago but you wouldn't have the brains to work it out would you d1ckbrain.

I bet you're a pretty revolting creature. Your sort usually are. Looks to match your brains.
[quote][p][bold]I Hate The Cops[/bold] wrote: Benfleet boy? More like Fat old man. Kim Gandys husband by any chance?[/p][/quote]Another moronic comment. Implying I should be married to a fat man. I am not fat. I am a size 10 so you're wrong again braindead. You don't even know what I look like. The only recent picture of me is on this website taken two weeks ago but you wouldn't have the brains to work it out would you d1ckbrain. I bet you're a pretty revolting creature. Your sort usually are. Looks to match your brains. Kim Gandy
  • Score: -6

9:13pm Wed 16 Jul 14

Kim Gandy says...

I Hate The Cops... all the IQ of a pickled walnut

Most likely obese, ugly and suffers from BO.

As for his nether regions.... VERY doubtful. Men who insult women in that way usually have the old "chipolata" problem.

This specimen hides behind a pseudonym so we have no chance of finding out that he fits all the above descriptions.
I Hate The Cops... all the IQ of a pickled walnut Most likely obese, ugly and suffers from BO. As for his nether regions.... VERY doubtful. Men who insult women in that way usually have the old "chipolata" problem. This specimen hides behind a pseudonym so we have no chance of finding out that he fits all the above descriptions. Kim Gandy
  • Score: 0

9:24pm Wed 16 Jul 14

Kim Gandy says...

jayman wrote:
"The Tories (as they are also known) make ideal rachman/slum landlords, for whilst they have an inherent belief in the market, that is only for them. Proles on the other hand are, in Tory parlance, known as slum housing fodder worthy of only screwing to the floor for a one room hovel at top rate rent."

http://uncyclopedia.

wikia.com/wiki/Conse

rvative_Party

lol.... Honestly though, all Tories are scum.
...and all Labour? Have you seen the bunch at Basildon for example?

Collective IQ of an unevolved amoeba and all the charm, wit and personality of a termite mound.

Check out THEIR (Labour's) snob attitude: a bunch of Southend councillors, one of whom referred to their driver as a "servant" and refused to allow him to sit with them. Then there's Ange of Vange on £300 a pop House of Lords daily attendance fee.

Baroness Ange, who wanted the House of Lords abolished. Then was happy to accept a title.

Yeah, Labour is full of hypocrite champagne Socialists, the very worst kind of snobs ever.

I have no truck with any political party as those at upper management level in any of them, including UKIP are usually leftie garbage. Even the Conservatives have leftie scum among their top brass.

UAF infiltrators and you know what absolute detritus UAF are. A bunch of unwashed ragbags with severe delusions of grandeur. Ironically the worst kind of fascists despite their name.

Let's be fair. Every party has scum in it. This is why I now avoid party politics. I have friends in different parties but they are generally people I trust, despite the cr@p spouted by idiots on this page who have never stood for or held office in their lives, nor attended one single council meeting. Some don't even vote.

I have done all of the above.

And I post my opinions in my own name, being confident that what I say is based on knowledge, research or experience rather than just speculation or knee jerk.

And I know how it gets up the nose of some of the idiots on here who name call and naysay me because they're jealous and cowardly that they cannot a) post anything based on truth or knowledge and b) post such monumental porkies and drivel that they DAREN'T post it under their own names.

Haven't the guts.
[quote][p][bold]jayman[/bold] wrote: "The Tories (as they are also known) make ideal rachman/slum landlords, for whilst they have an inherent belief in the market, that is only for them. Proles on the other hand are, in Tory parlance, known as slum housing fodder worthy of only screwing to the floor for a one room hovel at top rate rent." http://uncyclopedia. wikia.com/wiki/Conse rvative_Party lol.... Honestly though, all Tories are scum.[/p][/quote]...and all Labour? Have you seen the bunch at Basildon for example? Collective IQ of an unevolved amoeba and all the charm, wit and personality of a termite mound. Check out THEIR (Labour's) snob attitude: a bunch of Southend councillors, one of whom referred to their driver as a "servant" and refused to allow him to sit with them. Then there's Ange of Vange on £300 a pop House of Lords daily attendance fee. Baroness Ange, who wanted the House of Lords abolished. Then was happy to accept a title. Yeah, Labour is full of hypocrite champagne Socialists, the very worst kind of snobs ever. I have no truck with any political party as those at upper management level in any of them, including UKIP are usually leftie garbage. Even the Conservatives have leftie scum among their top brass. UAF infiltrators and you know what absolute detritus UAF are. A bunch of unwashed ragbags with severe delusions of grandeur. Ironically the worst kind of fascists despite their name. Let's be fair. Every party has scum in it. This is why I now avoid party politics. I have friends in different parties but they are generally people I trust, despite the cr@p spouted by idiots on this page who have never stood for or held office in their lives, nor attended one single council meeting. Some don't even vote. I have done all of the above. And I post my opinions in my own name, being confident that what I say is based on knowledge, research or experience rather than just speculation or knee jerk. And I know how it gets up the nose of some of the idiots on here who name call and naysay me because they're jealous and cowardly that they cannot a) post anything based on truth or knowledge and b) post such monumental porkies and drivel that they DAREN'T post it under their own names. Haven't the guts. Kim Gandy
  • Score: -6

9:27pm Wed 16 Jul 14

Kim Gandy says...

Howard Cháse wrote:
Boy?
"Benfleet Boy"....

it's called alliteration.
[quote][p][bold]Howard Cháse[/bold] wrote: Boy?[/p][/quote]"Benfleet Boy".... it's called alliteration. Kim Gandy
  • Score: 0

9:33pm Wed 16 Jul 14

poortaxpayer says...

alarminstaller wrote:
Can anyone please tell me what if anything extra has been achieved by having a PCC other than the the cost, which keeps increasing.

The Police have shrunk by 20%, Police Stations are not only closed but sold off, crime trends are probably worse despite all the statistics engineering.

And like most people we rarely ever see a Police officer in most side roads, and a Police car is such an unusual sight it is makes more impact than seeing a white Rhino.

If ever there was a manufactured political job for the boys this is it and before the last election we heard on a constant daily basis the growing amount of Politically operated Quangos that were manufactured by the last Government.

And what is even more annoying is the very people hat we pay to prevent crime and administer the process of policing the Chief Constables are left standing in the background of Police press briefings when major offences occur like the recent murders, in Colchester.

Surely it is far more reassuring to listen to updates from senior Police Officers who are skilled trained and have actually done real Police work rather than a politically elected politician who is more familiar with the Navy.

I know personally if there was a major incident in the River Thames involving shipping I would be more reassured listening to a non Politically elected Naval man rather than a politically elected sailor who had no or little knowledge of the sea.
The Government are cutting funding. By creating Police Commissioners people can blame the Police Commissioner for the cuts instead of the Government.
[quote][p][bold]alarminstaller[/bold] wrote: Can anyone please tell me what if anything extra has been achieved by having a PCC other than the the cost, which keeps increasing. The Police have shrunk by 20%, Police Stations are not only closed but sold off, crime trends are probably worse despite all the statistics engineering. And like most people we rarely ever see a Police officer in most side roads, and a Police car is such an unusual sight it is makes more impact than seeing a white Rhino. If ever there was a manufactured political job for the boys this is it and before the last election we heard on a constant daily basis the growing amount of Politically operated Quangos that were manufactured by the last Government. And what is even more annoying is the very people hat we pay to prevent crime and administer the process of policing the Chief Constables are left standing in the background of Police press briefings when major offences occur like the recent murders, in Colchester. Surely it is far more reassuring to listen to updates from senior Police Officers who are skilled trained and have actually done real Police work rather than a politically elected politician who is more familiar with the Navy. I know personally if there was a major incident in the River Thames involving shipping I would be more reassured listening to a non Politically elected Naval man rather than a politically elected sailor who had no or little knowledge of the sea.[/p][/quote]The Government are cutting funding. By creating Police Commissioners people can blame the Police Commissioner for the cuts instead of the Government. poortaxpayer
  • Score: 7

10:26pm Wed 16 Jul 14

sesibollox says...

Bloody Well Done, let's now bring in the next round of benefit cuts, Oh Yeah...
Bloody Well Done, let's now bring in the next round of benefit cuts, Oh Yeah... sesibollox
  • Score: 1

12:22am Thu 17 Jul 14

ThisYear says...

Kim Gandy wrote:
jayman wrote:
"The Tories (as they are also known) make ideal rachman/slum landlords, for whilst they have an inherent belief in the market, that is only for them. Proles on the other hand are, in Tory parlance, known as slum housing fodder worthy of only screwing to the floor for a one room hovel at top rate rent."

http://uncyclopedia.


wikia.com/wiki/Conse


rvative_Party

lol.... Honestly though, all Tories are scum.
...and all Labour? Have you seen the bunch at Basildon for example?

Collective IQ of an unevolved amoeba and all the charm, wit and personality of a termite mound.

Check out THEIR (Labour's) snob attitude: a bunch of Southend councillors, one of whom referred to their driver as a "servant" and refused to allow him to sit with them. Then there's Ange of Vange on £300 a pop House of Lords daily attendance fee.

Baroness Ange, who wanted the House of Lords abolished. Then was happy to accept a title.

Yeah, Labour is full of hypocrite champagne Socialists, the very worst kind of snobs ever.

I have no truck with any political party as those at upper management level in any of them, including UKIP are usually leftie garbage. Even the Conservatives have leftie scum among their top brass.

UAF infiltrators and you know what absolute detritus UAF are. A bunch of unwashed ragbags with severe delusions of grandeur. Ironically the worst kind of fascists despite their name.

Let's be fair. Every party has scum in it. This is why I now avoid party politics. I have friends in different parties but they are generally people I trust, despite the cr@p spouted by idiots on this page who have never stood for or held office in their lives, nor attended one single council meeting. Some don't even vote.

I have done all of the above.

And I post my opinions in my own name, being confident that what I say is based on knowledge, research or experience rather than just speculation or knee jerk.

And I know how it gets up the nose of some of the idiots on here who name call and naysay me because they're jealous and cowardly that they cannot a) post anything based on truth or knowledge and b) post such monumental porkies and drivel that they DAREN'T post it under their own names.

Haven't the guts.
"Collective IQ of an unevolved amoeba"

The sam old inane comment again and again..try something original Gandy.

You claim to have held office Gandy...can you say what that was?

Or can we take it as part of your delusion?
[quote][p][bold]Kim Gandy[/bold] wrote: [quote][p][bold]jayman[/bold] wrote: "The Tories (as they are also known) make ideal rachman/slum landlords, for whilst they have an inherent belief in the market, that is only for them. Proles on the other hand are, in Tory parlance, known as slum housing fodder worthy of only screwing to the floor for a one room hovel at top rate rent." http://uncyclopedia. wikia.com/wiki/Conse rvative_Party lol.... Honestly though, all Tories are scum.[/p][/quote]...and all Labour? Have you seen the bunch at Basildon for example? Collective IQ of an unevolved amoeba and all the charm, wit and personality of a termite mound. Check out THEIR (Labour's) snob attitude: a bunch of Southend councillors, one of whom referred to their driver as a "servant" and refused to allow him to sit with them. Then there's Ange of Vange on £300 a pop House of Lords daily attendance fee. Baroness Ange, who wanted the House of Lords abolished. Then was happy to accept a title. Yeah, Labour is full of hypocrite champagne Socialists, the very worst kind of snobs ever. I have no truck with any political party as those at upper management level in any of them, including UKIP are usually leftie garbage. Even the Conservatives have leftie scum among their top brass. UAF infiltrators and you know what absolute detritus UAF are. A bunch of unwashed ragbags with severe delusions of grandeur. Ironically the worst kind of fascists despite their name. Let's be fair. Every party has scum in it. This is why I now avoid party politics. I have friends in different parties but they are generally people I trust, despite the cr@p spouted by idiots on this page who have never stood for or held office in their lives, nor attended one single council meeting. Some don't even vote. I have done all of the above. And I post my opinions in my own name, being confident that what I say is based on knowledge, research or experience rather than just speculation or knee jerk. And I know how it gets up the nose of some of the idiots on here who name call and naysay me because they're jealous and cowardly that they cannot a) post anything based on truth or knowledge and b) post such monumental porkies and drivel that they DAREN'T post it under their own names. Haven't the guts.[/p][/quote]"Collective IQ of an unevolved amoeba" The sam old inane comment again and again..try something original Gandy. You claim to have held office Gandy...can you say what that was? Or can we take it as part of your delusion? ThisYear
  • Score: 4

12:23am Thu 17 Jul 14

ThisYear says...

Kim Gandy wrote:
I Hate The Cops... all the IQ of a pickled walnut

Most likely obese, ugly and suffers from BO.

As for his nether regions.... VERY doubtful. Men who insult women in that way usually have the old "chipolata" problem.

This specimen hides behind a pseudonym so we have no chance of finding out that he fits all the above descriptions.
"Most likely obese, ugly and suffers from BO"

You post that rather smoothly! How often must you have heard that said?
[quote][p][bold]Kim Gandy[/bold] wrote: I Hate The Cops... all the IQ of a pickled walnut Most likely obese, ugly and suffers from BO. As for his nether regions.... VERY doubtful. Men who insult women in that way usually have the old "chipolata" problem. This specimen hides behind a pseudonym so we have no chance of finding out that he fits all the above descriptions.[/p][/quote]"Most likely obese, ugly and suffers from BO" You post that rather smoothly! How often must you have heard that said? ThisYear
  • Score: 5

12:25am Thu 17 Jul 14

ThisYear says...

Typical looking no chin tory boy..Gandy must be salivating!
Typical looking no chin tory boy..Gandy must be salivating! ThisYear
  • Score: 4

6:52am Thu 17 Jul 14

alarminstaller says...

Sorry I do not reply to comments that are politically biased be they right wing, left wing or centre wing.

I base my comments on views that are non political opinions, probably I am all for common sense like most folk in this country, hence my opinion that the PCC is a politically based appointment thar serves no real reason to exist.

I also do not respond to any ignorant comments using the term ignorant as a description not an insult.
Sorry I do not reply to comments that are politically biased be they right wing, left wing or centre wing. I base my comments on views that are non political opinions, probably I am all for common sense like most folk in this country, hence my opinion that the PCC is a politically based appointment thar serves no real reason to exist. I also do not respond to any ignorant comments using the term ignorant as a description not an insult. alarminstaller
  • Score: 1

7:18am Thu 17 Jul 14

John Right says...

ThisYear wrote:
Typical looking no chin tory boy..Gandy must be salivating!
I thought it was Gandy at first glance.
[quote][p][bold]ThisYear[/bold] wrote: Typical looking no chin tory boy..Gandy must be salivating![/p][/quote]I thought it was Gandy at first glance. John Right
  • Score: 3

7:29am Thu 17 Jul 14

The King of Southend says...

It's one of life's mysteries why the Conservatives do so well in South East Essex...

Then again reading the comments on the Echo website maybe not assuming the ignorant and the casual racists all vote Tory.
It's one of life's mysteries why the Conservatives do so well in South East Essex... Then again reading the comments on the Echo website maybe not assuming the ignorant and the casual racists all vote Tory. The King of Southend
  • Score: 8

10:41am Thu 17 Jul 14

Howard Cháse says...

Kim Gandy wrote:
I Hate The Cops... all the IQ of a pickled walnut

Most likely obese, ugly and suffers from BO.

As for his nether regions.... VERY doubtful. Men who insult women in that way usually have the old "chipolata" problem.

This specimen hides behind a pseudonym so we have no chance of finding out that he fits all the above descriptions.
His skinny eight stone weakling frame and seriously overdeveloped right arm will be shaking with rage once he reads that
[quote][p][bold]Kim Gandy[/bold] wrote: I Hate The Cops... all the IQ of a pickled walnut Most likely obese, ugly and suffers from BO. As for his nether regions.... VERY doubtful. Men who insult women in that way usually have the old "chipolata" problem. This specimen hides behind a pseudonym so we have no chance of finding out that he fits all the above descriptions.[/p][/quote]His skinny eight stone weakling frame and seriously overdeveloped right arm will be shaking with rage once he reads that Howard Cháse
  • Score: 1

11:54am Thu 17 Jul 14

Howard Cháse says...

Kim Gandy wrote:
Howard Cháse wrote:
Boy?
"Benfleet Boy"....

it's called alliteration.
Alliteration? Always amazing, astounding and astonishing. Alternatively appalling assumptions.....
[quote][p][bold]Kim Gandy[/bold] wrote: [quote][p][bold]Howard Cháse[/bold] wrote: Boy?[/p][/quote]"Benfleet Boy".... it's called alliteration.[/p][/quote]Alliteration? Always amazing, astounding and astonishing. Alternatively appalling assumptions..... Howard Cháse
  • Score: 1

12:30pm Thu 17 Jul 14

ThisYear says...

John Right wrote:
ThisYear wrote:
Typical looking no chin tory boy..Gandy must be salivating!
I thought it was Gandy at first glance.
A bit too normal looking (for a tory) to be Ranty Gandy
[quote][p][bold]John Right[/bold] wrote: [quote][p][bold]ThisYear[/bold] wrote: Typical looking no chin tory boy..Gandy must be salivating![/p][/quote]I thought it was Gandy at first glance.[/p][/quote]A bit too normal looking (for a tory) to be Ranty Gandy ThisYear
  • Score: 2

4:09pm Thu 17 Jul 14

Howard Cháse says...

He's shaved off his toothbrush moustache in an attempt to look like sailor Ted Heath....
He's shaved off his toothbrush moustache in an attempt to look like sailor Ted Heath.... Howard Cháse
  • Score: 1

5:33pm Thu 17 Jul 14

Alekhine says...

ThisYear wrote:
Kim Gandy wrote: I Hate The Cops... all the IQ of a pickled walnut Most likely obese, ugly and suffers from BO. As for his nether regions.... VERY doubtful. Men who insult women in that way usually have the old "chipolata" problem. This specimen hides behind a pseudonym so we have no chance of finding out that he fits all the above descriptions.
"Most likely obese, ugly and suffers from BO" You post that rather smoothly! How often must you have heard that said?
Well she is an avid reader of your posts.
[quote][p][bold]ThisYear[/bold] wrote: [quote][p][bold]Kim Gandy[/bold] wrote: I Hate The Cops... all the IQ of a pickled walnut Most likely obese, ugly and suffers from BO. As for his nether regions.... VERY doubtful. Men who insult women in that way usually have the old "chipolata" problem. This specimen hides behind a pseudonym so we have no chance of finding out that he fits all the above descriptions.[/p][/quote]"Most likely obese, ugly and suffers from BO" You post that rather smoothly! How often must you have heard that said?[/p][/quote]Well she is an avid reader of your posts. Alekhine
  • Score: 0

10:38pm Thu 17 Jul 14

ThisYear says...

Alekhine wrote:
ThisYear wrote:
Kim Gandy wrote: I Hate The Cops... all the IQ of a pickled walnut Most likely obese, ugly and suffers from BO. As for his nether regions.... VERY doubtful. Men who insult women in that way usually have the old "chipolata" problem. This specimen hides behind a pseudonym so we have no chance of finding out that he fits all the above descriptions.
"Most likely obese, ugly and suffers from BO" You post that rather smoothly! How often must you have heard that said?
Well she is an avid reader of your posts.
As you are of hers, you grovelling little pipsqueak..even she has rejected you..lol.
[quote][p][bold]Alekhine[/bold] wrote: [quote][p][bold]ThisYear[/bold] wrote: [quote][p][bold]Kim Gandy[/bold] wrote: I Hate The Cops... all the IQ of a pickled walnut Most likely obese, ugly and suffers from BO. As for his nether regions.... VERY doubtful. Men who insult women in that way usually have the old "chipolata" problem. This specimen hides behind a pseudonym so we have no chance of finding out that he fits all the above descriptions.[/p][/quote]"Most likely obese, ugly and suffers from BO" You post that rather smoothly! How often must you have heard that said?[/p][/quote]Well she is an avid reader of your posts.[/p][/quote]As you are of hers, you grovelling little pipsqueak..even she has rejected you..lol. ThisYear
  • Score: 0

8:43am Fri 18 Jul 14

Alekhine says...

ThisYear wrote:
Alekhine wrote:
ThisYear wrote:
Kim Gandy wrote: I Hate The Cops... all the IQ of a pickled walnut Most likely obese, ugly and suffers from BO. As for his nether regions.... VERY doubtful. Men who insult women in that way usually have the old "chipolata" problem. This specimen hides behind a pseudonym so we have no chance of finding out that he fits all the above descriptions.
"Most likely obese, ugly and suffers from BO" You post that rather smoothly! How often must you have heard that said?
Well she is an avid reader of your posts.
As you are of hers, you grovelling little pipsqueak..even she has rejected you..lol.
I do not know or care who she is.

You, on the other hand, are obseeded with the woman her and are having to repeat your limited range of insults. Maybe you you should get a room,- if you can stop choking on that cheeseburger and spluttering over your keyboard.
[quote][p][bold]ThisYear[/bold] wrote: [quote][p][bold]Alekhine[/bold] wrote: [quote][p][bold]ThisYear[/bold] wrote: [quote][p][bold]Kim Gandy[/bold] wrote: I Hate The Cops... all the IQ of a pickled walnut Most likely obese, ugly and suffers from BO. As for his nether regions.... VERY doubtful. Men who insult women in that way usually have the old "chipolata" problem. This specimen hides behind a pseudonym so we have no chance of finding out that he fits all the above descriptions.[/p][/quote]"Most likely obese, ugly and suffers from BO" You post that rather smoothly! How often must you have heard that said?[/p][/quote]Well she is an avid reader of your posts.[/p][/quote]As you are of hers, you grovelling little pipsqueak..even she has rejected you..lol.[/p][/quote]I do not know or care who she is. You, on the other hand, are obseeded with the woman her and are having to repeat your limited range of insults. Maybe you you should get a room,- if you can stop choking on that cheeseburger and spluttering over your keyboard. Alekhine
  • Score: -2

1:29pm Fri 18 Jul 14

Alekhine says...

Alekhine wrote:
ThisYear wrote:
Alekhine wrote:
ThisYear wrote:
Kim Gandy wrote: I Hate The Cops... all the IQ of a pickled walnut Most likely obese, ugly and suffers from BO. As for his nether regions.... VERY doubtful. Men who insult women in that way usually have the old "chipolata" problem. This specimen hides behind a pseudonym so we have no chance of finding out that he fits all the above descriptions.
"Most likely obese, ugly and suffers from BO" You post that rather smoothly! How often must you have heard that said?
Well she is an avid reader of your posts.
As you are of hers, you grovelling little pipsqueak..even she has rejected you..lol.
I do not know or care who she is. You, on the other hand, are obseeded with the woman her and are having to repeat your limited range of insults. Maybe you you should get a room,- if you can stop choking on that cheeseburger and spluttering over your keyboard.
"obsessed"
[quote][p][bold]Alekhine[/bold] wrote: [quote][p][bold]ThisYear[/bold] wrote: [quote][p][bold]Alekhine[/bold] wrote: [quote][p][bold]ThisYear[/bold] wrote: [quote][p][bold]Kim Gandy[/bold] wrote: I Hate The Cops... all the IQ of a pickled walnut Most likely obese, ugly and suffers from BO. As for his nether regions.... VERY doubtful. Men who insult women in that way usually have the old "chipolata" problem. This specimen hides behind a pseudonym so we have no chance of finding out that he fits all the above descriptions.[/p][/quote]"Most likely obese, ugly and suffers from BO" You post that rather smoothly! How often must you have heard that said?[/p][/quote]Well she is an avid reader of your posts.[/p][/quote]As you are of hers, you grovelling little pipsqueak..even she has rejected you..lol.[/p][/quote]I do not know or care who she is. You, on the other hand, are obseeded with the woman her and are having to repeat your limited range of insults. Maybe you you should get a room,- if you can stop choking on that cheeseburger and spluttering over your keyboard.[/p][/quote]"obsessed" Alekhine
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1:36am Sat 19 Jul 14

ThisYear says...

Alekhine wrote:
ThisYear wrote:
Alekhine wrote:
ThisYear wrote:
Kim Gandy wrote: I Hate The Cops... all the IQ of a pickled walnut Most likely obese, ugly and suffers from BO. As for his nether regions.... VERY doubtful. Men who insult women in that way usually have the old "chipolata" problem. This specimen hides behind a pseudonym so we have no chance of finding out that he fits all the above descriptions.
"Most likely obese, ugly and suffers from BO" You post that rather smoothly! How often must you have heard that said?
Well she is an avid reader of your posts.
As you are of hers, you grovelling little pipsqueak..even she has rejected you..lol.
I do not know or care who she is.

You, on the other hand, are obseeded with the woman her and are having to repeat your limited range of insults. Maybe you you should get a room,- if you can stop choking on that cheeseburger and spluttering over your keyboard.
Now now (you you) dont be getting jealous..Gandy cant help who she fancies...give her till she is 83 or 4 and she may make your day.
[quote][p][bold]Alekhine[/bold] wrote: [quote][p][bold]ThisYear[/bold] wrote: [quote][p][bold]Alekhine[/bold] wrote: [quote][p][bold]ThisYear[/bold] wrote: [quote][p][bold]Kim Gandy[/bold] wrote: I Hate The Cops... all the IQ of a pickled walnut Most likely obese, ugly and suffers from BO. As for his nether regions.... VERY doubtful. Men who insult women in that way usually have the old "chipolata" problem. This specimen hides behind a pseudonym so we have no chance of finding out that he fits all the above descriptions.[/p][/quote]"Most likely obese, ugly and suffers from BO" You post that rather smoothly! How often must you have heard that said?[/p][/quote]Well she is an avid reader of your posts.[/p][/quote]As you are of hers, you grovelling little pipsqueak..even she has rejected you..lol.[/p][/quote]I do not know or care who she is. You, on the other hand, are obseeded with the woman her and are having to repeat your limited range of insults. Maybe you you should get a room,- if you can stop choking on that cheeseburger and spluttering over your keyboard.[/p][/quote]Now now (you you) dont be getting jealous..Gandy cant help who she fancies...give her till she is 83 or 4 and she may make your day. ThisYear
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7:34am Sat 19 Jul 14

whateverhappened says...

jayman wrote:
"The Tories (as they are also known) make ideal rachman/slum landlords, for whilst they have an inherent belief in the market, that is only for them. Proles on the other hand are, in Tory parlance, known as slum housing fodder worthy of only screwing to the floor for a one room hovel at top rate rent."

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rvative_Party

lol.... Honestly though, all Tories are scum.
What a pathetic creature you are.. get a mortgage and stop worrying about your slum landlords.... make you family proud (if that is possible for a socialist)
[quote][p][bold]jayman[/bold] wrote: "The Tories (as they are also known) make ideal rachman/slum landlords, for whilst they have an inherent belief in the market, that is only for them. Proles on the other hand are, in Tory parlance, known as slum housing fodder worthy of only screwing to the floor for a one room hovel at top rate rent." http://uncyclopedia. wikia.com/wiki/Conse rvative_Party lol.... Honestly though, all Tories are scum.[/p][/quote]What a pathetic creature you are.. get a mortgage and stop worrying about your slum landlords.... make you family proud (if that is possible for a socialist) whateverhappened
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11:24pm Sun 20 Jul 14

jayman says...

whateverhappened wrote:
jayman wrote:
"The Tories (as they are also known) make ideal rachman/slum landlords, for whilst they have an inherent belief in the market, that is only for them. Proles on the other hand are, in Tory parlance, known as slum housing fodder worthy of only screwing to the floor for a one room hovel at top rate rent."

http://uncyclopedia.


wikia.com/wiki/Conse


rvative_Party

lol.... Honestly though, all Tories are scum.
What a pathetic creature you are.. get a mortgage and stop worrying about your slum landlords.... make you family proud (if that is possible for a socialist)
being a socialist is nothing more then a vague dream in a country as bent as ours. Still at least I have a sense of humour and an ability to empathise with others. I think this is the source of my Tory disliking ways. It's a compatibility issue..
[quote][p][bold]whateverhappened[/bold] wrote: [quote][p][bold]jayman[/bold] wrote: "The Tories (as they are also known) make ideal rachman/slum landlords, for whilst they have an inherent belief in the market, that is only for them. Proles on the other hand are, in Tory parlance, known as slum housing fodder worthy of only screwing to the floor for a one room hovel at top rate rent." http://uncyclopedia. wikia.com/wiki/Conse rvative_Party lol.... Honestly though, all Tories are scum.[/p][/quote]What a pathetic creature you are.. get a mortgage and stop worrying about your slum landlords.... make you family proud (if that is possible for a socialist)[/p][/quote]being a socialist is nothing more then a vague dream in a country as bent as ours. Still at least I have a sense of humour and an ability to empathise with others. I think this is the source of my Tory disliking ways. It's a compatibility issue.. jayman
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11:39pm Sun 20 Jul 14

jayman says...

whateverhappened wrote:
jayman wrote:
"The Tories (as they are also known) make ideal rachman/slum landlords, for whilst they have an inherent belief in the market, that is only for them. Proles on the other hand are, in Tory parlance, known as slum housing fodder worthy of only screwing to the floor for a one room hovel at top rate rent."

http://uncyclopedia.


wikia.com/wiki/Conse


rvative_Party

lol.... Honestly though, all Tories are scum.
What a pathetic creature you are.. get a mortgage and stop worrying about your slum landlords.... make you family proud (if that is possible for a socialist)
Also.. why would I want to get a mortgage? I will pay it off in my mid 90's by which time I wont be able to climb the stairs, my children would have had an impoverished (even more then at present) upbringing and my last gift to them upon my death will be to engage them in the middle class activity fighting over the liquidation of whatever I spent a lifetime loosing sleep and money over.

nah. I would rather not choose to live my life in abject poverty and long term debt. instead, I believe it is my socialist and proletarian right to pay extortionate rents with the return and only benefit of expecting some middle class weasel to keep my property watertight and structurally sound. In southend I would reckon this has a 2% success rate amongst the scumbags who legitimise themselves with the title 'landlord' when, upon closer consideration of this title and consideration of the standard of individual who uses such titles 'land' is the only thing I would trust them with.
[quote][p][bold]whateverhappened[/bold] wrote: [quote][p][bold]jayman[/bold] wrote: "The Tories (as they are also known) make ideal rachman/slum landlords, for whilst they have an inherent belief in the market, that is only for them. Proles on the other hand are, in Tory parlance, known as slum housing fodder worthy of only screwing to the floor for a one room hovel at top rate rent." http://uncyclopedia. wikia.com/wiki/Conse rvative_Party lol.... Honestly though, all Tories are scum.[/p][/quote]What a pathetic creature you are.. get a mortgage and stop worrying about your slum landlords.... make you family proud (if that is possible for a socialist)[/p][/quote]Also.. why would I want to get a mortgage? I will pay it off in my mid 90's by which time I wont be able to climb the stairs, my children would have had an impoverished (even more then at present) upbringing and my last gift to them upon my death will be to engage them in the middle class activity fighting over the liquidation of whatever I spent a lifetime loosing sleep and money over. nah. I would rather not choose to live my life in abject poverty and long term debt. instead, I believe it is my socialist and proletarian right to pay extortionate rents with the return and only benefit of expecting some middle class weasel to keep my property watertight and structurally sound. In southend I would reckon this has a 2% success rate amongst the scumbags who legitimise themselves with the title 'landlord' when, upon closer consideration of this title and consideration of the standard of individual who uses such titles 'land' is the only thing I would trust them with. jayman
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